Went to my doctor. New values of my thyroid gland & liver.
New instructions on the way I should live, the amount of medications I have to take.

His assistent had a sort of a machine waiting for me.
To check my bloodpressure. A whole day long.

I got it hidden underneath this T.

I won’t go out.
The machine starts each ½ hour. It makes a certain kind of sound.

As if I’m farting.

You wouldn’t like to stand in line in a supermarket at such a moment.