For those who are already too drunk to be able to read what it says:
Yes, I’m drunk. & You’re ugly. But tomorrow I’ll be sober!

I’ll be getting lots of remarks this coming afternoon. People who’ll say they get dizzy looking at my T.

& I’ll keep on saying that it’s a famous quote of Churchill.

No, I won’t be saying that. I’ll keep quite.

Talking about being quite: that snail at the right side won’t be saying something either.

It’s the 1st perceptible living thing in the pictures of my T-shirts.

It didn’t stay that way too long.

It had to be punished.