Now all the people are probably gonna ask whether I am a daddy.
Or they’re gonna start asking about my love life.
& I’m gonna say I’m feeling happy this way.
Hm, yeah, tss, the T-shirt, yeah, hmpf, I just had to wear it; it’s 1 of my 300 kids you see.
I’m as old as the leaves on this tree, too old for having children.